"I dunno, it just doesn't have the feeling of a real election."
We can’t find anyone around the office who knows a damn thing about meteorology, so we tried the next best thing and consulted the chicken entrails.
David Eby and the NDP should learn from past premiers and focus on governing for the long-term, writes Corwin Davidson.
"You think everything's tormenting you."
"I am driven to kill. Everyone else should do the same."
“There’s no way that’s actually zombie flesh,” he points out. “Zombies don’t even exist! They’re clearly trying to explain away some serious food safety violations. I’d sue myself if Allard Law would let me in this year.”
This year, in the spirit of cooperation, all teams will be eliminated, and every participant will be placed in one extremely long boat.
It’s a brand new year! And you know what that means: New year's resolutions! Self-improvement! Wait. Hold on. It’s already May?
“This is the BoG election debate, right? You oughta elect me! I’m a bog!”
Here are 11 places to hide the disgusting chocolate your partner gave you to pretend you ate it.
Pattern your week after this step-by-step walkthrough, and the world will be your study oyster! Wet and clammy.
Unfortunately, the Ubyssey writer assigned to cover this (Landen) was otherwise occupied bombing their midterm, and was unable to see the game proper.
It's brother-against-brother, cats-eating-their-own-young, neighbors-knocking-over-each-others-bins-and-blaming-raccoons — society!?
I think it’s been around four days, but time has lost all meaning.
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