VagueThe Ubyssey's 2026 spoof issue
Celebrity Style
Ryleigh Riche is Just like Us
Celebrity Style
Inside the Villainous Mind of Narcelous Randal
Fashion
Full Pant-ential
April 29
To all the group members I've hated before
I wrote 3-page letters to all of the group members I’ve hated before, and sealed them with a bow and a mango Hi-Chew (they're the worst flavour and I’m not willing to debate that), for opps so intense I don’t know what else to do.
April 29
Digging to the bottom of the Pit
When you think about pits, you probably think arm, tar, oil, money, sand, of despair: all things you can reasonably expect to find the bottom of if you dig deep enough.
April 9
Leave me alone
Attending lectures for the iClicker attendance is hard enough, so here’s Ubyssey humour’s guide on avoiding making new friends in lecture halls at all costs.
April 7
Peak? More like shit's bleak
The Peak’s jealous hateposting about me (the technical term is fan behaviour) ended in some fake resolution about The Peak’s editor and I becoming allies. I am here to speak out against any sorry misconceptions that The Peak and I will ever be allied in anything other than hating one another.
April 1
Kyle Broseidon is Not the Problem
Kyle Broseidon aims to spread awareness about this so-called “epidemic" of douchebag boyfriends being broken up with.
April 1
Full Pant-ential
As NYFW approaches, April cover star L'Onionus "Sleepy" Vanderhoagie is bringing sexy (and public indecency) back.
April 1
Birds of a Feather
Will they, won’t they? Love birds Thunder and Birb, entering the mascot off-season, are ruffling feathers with speculation that they’re officially more than UBC-affiliated co-hype-fowl.
April 1
Funky Frat Fits
A little pizazz, spunk and flair catches the eye. Start a conversation with bold accessories, and dazzling prints and colours that are sure to burn retinas whichever frat house you hit up!
April 1
Fake it 'til You Make it: The Annual SAUCE Nominees are in
Four hundred and twenty critics have evaluated tens of thousands of students this year to determine the SAUCE nominees. Each one has spent the semester putting their best efforts into exceptional performances that they could have easily avoided by just preparing ahead of class. Here is a look into their nominated work.
April 1
Ryleigh Riche is Just like Us
Ryleigh Riche is taking being a student politician to new, subterranean lows but popularity highs.
April 1
Can Campus Babes Find Love?
It seems the only thing getting wet at UBC is the grass in the rain and cheeks on a bad day.
April 1
Inside the Villainous Mind of Narcelous Randal
In May 2026, Professor Randal will be celebrating his fifth year of teaching at the University of British Columbia’s Department of Technologies of Mass Destruction.
April 1
2016 Never Left
Lose the slick back bun and your Arizzya matching sweat set, because that’s so not what the girls on Fumblr are wearing. 2016 is so back.
April 1
What Does it Mean to be a Student Now?
Abstract art exhibit captures student experience in profound and enduringly resonant ways.
April 1
Grease Your Way to Glowy Skin
This new skincare hack is hotter than frying oil and leaves our skin with the dishevelled post-club, grungy glow we’ve been searching the bottom of the fast food bag for.
A downgrade — if that's even possible
Recipes you won't make. Cooking advice that sucks. Restaurant recommendations you shouldn't trust.
