Humour

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Open letter to guy in the West Point Grey buy nothing group: Nobody wants your fake textbooks (so can I have them?)

Dear guy on the West Point Grey Buy Nothing Group: nobody fucking wants your collection of haunted political science textbooks from 1972.

Tova Gaster Humour Today at 2:39 PM

PSA: There is a mechanical bull at Clubs Fair

Why are you still reading this? You need to get the fuck to Clubs Fair and ride that proverbial and literal bull.

Jocelyn Baker Humour September 27

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New UBC policy waives course pre-reqs if you have a crush in the class

This policy isn’t simply in the spirit of mischievously enabling young love (or, more realistically, situationships that last for the two hardest months of the term before painfully and inexplicably fizzling out).

Tova Gaster Humour September 26

Fall date ideas for you and your pumpkin spice latte

‘tis the season for really cute coupley shit. Like, absurdly wholesome dates jam-packed with pumpkin spice, golden hour, pampas grass, burgundy shackets and everything your Gilmore-Girls-fuelled fantasies are made of.

Kyla Flynn Humour September 25

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The five stages of post add/drop grief

You check Degree Navigator the next morning just to be sure, and there it is: a requirement with no substitutions. But it has to be a mistake! How can you trust a website still stuck in its dial-up era?

Sonali Sharma Humour September 22

Why is that person everywhere?

You’re about to get to your class. You turn the corner. And standing right in front of the door is that person.

Akanksha Pahargarh Humour September 21

Blue Chip needs to stay put for my mental health

Walking another 45 seconds for caffeine is like buying textbooks after paying tuition — it’s not fair.

Shubhreet Dadrao Humour September 19

Crossword: That's what she sang

Solve this puzzle featuring your favourite female singers.

Naomi Ng Humour September 11

Imagine Day clubs be imagining they’ll ever see me again

I hope they’ve had a good four years. They haven’t seen me since.

Harry Sadleir Humour September 7

105 things to do at UBC

We've got you covered.

Ubyssey Humour Staff and Jocelyn Baker Humour September 6

UBC to replace All Access Dining with 'Girl Dinner'

“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.

Kyla Flynn Humour August 25

Celebrating the institution of (my) marriage in the Nest

The screeching of 11-year-olds failing to land kick flips, the smell of burnt coffee from Blue Chip and the gorgeous construction-covering white walls moved something within me — this is where I'll have my wedding.

Aisha Chaudhry Humour August 18