Barry Johnson

Third-year philosophy major Tim Joneson said he valued free speech above all during his daily livestreamed, self-funded internet radio show, broadcast from his dorm room bed underneath a poster of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

In an outcome that surprised nobody, Alan Grant, the smelly, jobless hippy, was evicted from Irving after multiple noise, sanitation and safety complaints were made by me, and presumably others as well.

“For a woman to seek or desire the presidency is, in fact, so terrible a prospect of spiritual self-immolation that the woman who would seek it is psychologically unworthy of the job.” – your next really good decision.