This year it is my solemn intention to avoid the cognitive intrusion that is the AMS elections at any level of personal or external cost. For those who wish to follow suit, here is my advice for the next few weeks.
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In a groundbreaking new initiative from UBC’s Planning and Institutional Research Team, professors were asked to complete Professor Evaluation of Evaluations (PEEs).
The fluorescent lightning and ever-present ambient machinery buzz imbues this spot with the essence of the uncanny, the bizarre, the strange. A perfect place for a Valentine’s confession.
As my friends know very well: I don’t have crushes. I have victims.
“My mom used to tell me to take down the enemy, you have to join them."
Here are the major trends for 2025. You're welcome.
New year, new you!
You flushed all the painstaking work of crafting the perfect schedule down the toilet, but that’s okay. Deep down, you knew this would happen.
We can’t find anyone around the office who knows a damn thing about meteorology, so we tried the next best thing and consulted the chicken entrails.
I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need: to stop seeing stupid mustaches and toques every time I’m on hinge.
Today, I’ll be giving you my truest thoughts on pneumonia, the baddest, no, the realest illness to get during early December as a university student.
You must know, Tuesdays are for ritual coffee breaks with the homies. A few Tuesdays ago, we were settled on a crumby three-seater in front of the greasy Nest Fresh Slice.
"I am driven to kill. Everyone else should do the same."
As Pea Man once said, “If music be the peas of love, play on.”
Fueled by Mogu Mogu