The experienced University of Blighted Caramba (UBC) foodie knows that the best meals cannot be obtained from the likes of Blercante, Loamfe or Glue Chip, but from a more plentiful cornucopia that’s easy to access. To get the tastiest morsels of UBC food, you need not go further than a dumpster at Modem Park. Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms. While it may not be the high, fine dining you are used to and expect, the wonders of biting into a handful of tossed instant noodles can not be replicated by even the most artful French chefs.
Your next dining partner will be gleefully surprised by the fact that you have prepared an evening of fun behind a student residence — and fancy dress may not be required, but it sure does make it fun.