Graphic Jack Hauen / The Ubyssey
We asked more than 2,000 of you how you do it, and you told us way more than we wanted to know. Our 2016 sex survey is fully anonymous, totally scientific* and 100 per cent juicy. What are you waiting for? Dive into UBC's dirty little secrets (give it a second to load).
*This survey is not meant to be a scientifically accurate representation of UBC's diverse campus. It had 2,094 responses with an even split between male- and female-identifying people (49.7 per cent male, 48.3 per cent female). Two per cent of respondents identified as non-binary.
Where have you had sex on campus (excluding private residence rooms)?
There were some answers that had multiple answers, so we've combined them at the beginning.
- Washroom: 43
- Forest/park/outdoors: 23
- Buchanan: 21
- Wreck/Tower Beach: 19
- Parking lot/parkade: 18
- Irving K. Barber: 16
- Koerner: 15
- Sauder: 13
- Empty lecture hall/classroom: 13
- Nitobe Garden: 12
- Car: 12
- New SUB: 12
- SUB (unspecified): 12
- Old SUB : 11
- Frats: 11
- Rose Garden: 7
- Clock tower: 6
- Club room/office: 6
- Old Ubyssey office: 6
- Forestry building: 6
- On top of/up against the engineering cairn: 5
- Hennings: 5
- Thunderbird stadium: 5
- In the fountain: 4
- Wesbrook: 4
- Geog building: 3
- Chan Centre: 3
- MOA: 3
- The Pit: 2
- Echo Circle: 2
- Ice of Thunderbird Arena: 3
- Biology building: 2
- New Ubyssey office: 2
- Kaiser: 2
- Henry Angus: 2
- School bus
- Office 244 BuTo
- Behind a totem pole
- Main Mall
- Lecture hall
- Pacific Spirit Park
- Math building
- Fernie’s office
- AMS reception desk after hours
- Couch of Seedlings
- Practice rooms in the music building
- Chem B
- Physics lab late at night
- CPA Hall couch
- X-Wing of ICICS
- The piano room
- Grassy Knoll
- The room outside President Toope's office
- SRC
- Faculty student society room
- The cube
- Residence bike room
- Lahda
- School of Public Health
- Biology student centre
- Schafe building
- Pie R Squared
- Co-op resource room
- CAWP building
- Swing room
- Storage room
- Faculty lounge
- Osborne Gym
- Against the flagpole in main mall
- Birmingham
- In a in the loading area of the government building next to TRIUMF
- EOSC building
- My office
- Chemistry
- REC
- Roof of a building
- Woodward stairs
- Abdul Ladha
- Life sciences building
- Kaiser, CEME, HEBB, CIRS and ESB
- Research Lab
- SWNG
- Laserre
- Arvind Gupta's office
- Private study room
- On the roof of the aquatic centre
- On a bench near ANSO
- LSK
- 49.252070, -123.236624
- Basement of the Asian Studies Centre
- The top floor of overlooking the ocean
- Main desk in ings 201
- Canopy walk in the botanical gardens
- Macmillan
- Botanical Gardens and on the Thunderbird logo in the Stadium ;)
- Elevator
- Bookstore
- Fourth-year design rooms
- Almost every UBCO building
- Marine Drive elevator
- Comp Sci building
- Suspension bridge
- Asian Garden
- Janitor’s closet of Ladha
- The Nest during construction
- Soccer field
- FUS office
- In the grass next to Thunderbird Arena
- HEBB 102
- Roof of Math Annex
- Biology study space
- Botanical gardens
- Iona
- Woodward room in the basement, ng lot in a
- Law School Showers
- Hebb
- Hand of God
- Main mall hammocks
- CLC
- Storage rooms
- Biology labs
- Ponderosa annex
- Botanical gardens canopy walk
- Hebb 100
- McMillian study area
- Gonna try to smash in all the washrooms before I graduate
- Swings
- Marine Drive Commons Block
- Totem showers
- Totem common rooms
- Totem laundry
- Closet in Totem
- Roof of Totem
- Phone booths in Vanier
- The Vanier cliffs
- Lasserre building
- CIRS building
- Basketball stands
- Your mom's house
- Birdcoop change room
- CLC 205
- Fuck you that's personal
- My TA's office
- Random closets I find left open
- Pacific spirit
- Outdoor pool
- On the grass field behind the fraternity houses, piled up in a bunch of leaves. It was autumn.
- Alley
- Prof’s office
- Woodward
- CiTR newsroom
- Path going down to God’s Hand
- Middle of football field. The ground was wet. My balls were cold.
- Office Hours when prof isnt there
- Under the "upside down tree”
- THE UBC WRITING CENTREBAYBEEEE
- Rock climbing wall
- Alumni Centre
- Arboretum
- UBC security office
- Woodward
- Will McDonald