I am a valued member of this community — by which I mean I sometimes walk my dog on campus — and I will be boycotting Mercante until they change their ridiculous and discriminatory pizza-naming practices.
Listen, I’m a red-blooded alpha male like you. I like hot dogs and hamburgers and telling women they should smile more. So why on earth does it make my skin crawl and my really big huge penis feel shame whenever I come across a new article?
The UBC Needs Feminism Facebook group is facing criticism from actual Nazi Joseph Kantz, who says he is oppressed by its approval process. The group has only allowed posts from approved submitters since early 2017.
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“For a woman to seek or desire the presidency is, in fact, so terrible a prospect of spiritual self-immolation that the woman who would seek it is psychologically unworthy of the job.” – your next really good decision.
Second-year engineer Mickey McGuire defended US President Donald Trump against allegations of racism. “The guy’s been criminally misunderstood,” said McGuire, a 19-year-old white man who went as “Pedro the lazy Mexican” for Halloween.
A petition calling for the creation of Gender, Race, Sexuality and Justice (GRSJ) male-focused courses has received 50 signatures from upset 19 year-olds who can't get laid. “I find myself under-represented in the world as a straight white man."
It’s important for everyone’s voices to be heard — that’s why I will defend literally every person’s right to freedom of speech as long as their speech relates to the men’s rights movement or video games.
In an outcome that surprised nobody, Alan Grant, the smelly, jobless hippy, was evicted from Irving after multiple noise, sanitation and safety complaints were made by me, and presumably others as well.
This morning, student Allen Cairnholz officially entered the presidential race, making this year’s Almost Matters Society election one of the most thrilling yet. “The student body just wasn’t happy with our presidential choices,” said Cairnholz.
Last Wednesday night I decided to take my children, Kaycelynn and McGavyn, to see a film for some clean family fun. What I didn’t expect was a once family-friendly company such as Dinsey to be shoving the gay agenda down my children’s throats.
As well, in a letter saying that the new pool gave her a rash, another writer claimed that swimming is a great way to reduce stress. Swimming is really stressful and terrible and you can’t breath because of all the water. I don’t know how to swim.
We’ve all seen it. So-called “feminists for equality” thoughtlessly shaming men for taking up the space they so desperately need. But no one knows the pain of being shamed more than Richard "Acorn" Ismol.
There are a limited number of options to diffuse a Facebook comment war before screenshots are found by members of UBC Needs Feminism. Many of them have already rejected you on Tinder, and you don’t know how much more ridicule you can take.
Don’t get me wrong — this isn’t a “safe space.” I hate those. This would just be a space that is safe for people like me to talk about issues that are important to me without the hassle of having to explain them to people who don’t share my views.
