When you’re tumbling ass-over-ankles down the Grouse Grind, asking yourself, “My god! What have I done?” I’ll tell ya, we all saw it coming.
Lau surveyed a huge number of alumni in creating this video.
Would I create my own Marbelous cookie? Did the Marbelous cookie as a concept, let alone a recipe, even exist outside the realm of UBC?
No matter what I put in here, someone’s gonna get pissed off.
Will my life ever feel like it’s moving again? Will we ever find out what on Earth they are constructing around Martha Piper? Will they ever finish? Who even is ‘they?’ Is Tim’s open? My god, I am freezing.
The year is 2025.
“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
Did a raccoon dig that shit out of a dumpster?
In September, Chard Vernon started his two-week quarantine in Falter Cage. Seven months later, he was still in there.
According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.
Some of the worst people are Geminis. Don’t hold up this stereotype. But congrats on getting into honours poli sci.
It was really easy because they’re our music editor.
Now, I need you to know that as a NICE writer, I’m generally great at handling my cannabis.
You might never use this information in your life, but we’re going to tell you anyway.