June 29
How to spot Queerness on campus: an updated guide to gaydar
Back in the good old days (2016), you could tell if someone was gay based on their appearance. But now, Queerness is all ambiguous and nonchalant.
Humour
The Ubyssey's 2025 Spoof Issue
All in Humour
June 29
UBC celebrates Pride Month, launches innovative course on allyship
In an exciting conference that I accidentally stumbled upon after 45 minutes of looking for a passably clean washroom on campus, UBC unveiled a new course to be integrated into its curriculum in celebration of Pride Month.
May 24
New tipping initiative to solve all of UBC's financial woes
Partnering with tech giants like The Evil Guys Who Invented 18 Per Cent Minimum Tip on Take-Out, UBC will require students to select a tip option before exiting every lecture hall, classroom and academic flex space.
May 23
Take my unsolicited advice (or else): UBC survival tips from a recent grad
What is senior year for, if not reminiscing?
April 14
Free, interesting UBC gym spots for free, interesting exercise
Why waste your time working out in a boring ol’ smelly ol’ gym, when you can use the UBC campus as your very own exercise paradise?
April 5
Girl's Lower Mainland: Activities & Whatnot
Find out what "kind of girl" you are by describing a time at Wreck Beach and learn more about yourself by playing "Which is worse?" All on Girl's Lower Mainland's activities page!
April 5
Girl's Lower Mainland: Useless crafts
Follow along with Girl's Lower Mainland's craft page by making a paper doll study budy and UBC-themed slime!
April 5
Girl's Lower Mainland: From Alleged Readers
See contributions from Girl's Lower Mainland's totally real readers!
April 5
Girl's Lower Mainland: Get it together
Get advice from Girl's Lower Mainland editors and SRC North (the building). Also find out why Beowulf is your next must–read and how to deal with being on academic probation!
April 5
Girl's Lower Mainland: People & Cairns
Let Girl's Lower Mainland tell you how the Engineering Cairn is just like you, about UBC's first frat girl, and about a new extension to fight back against chain mail!
March 25
Crossword
March 18
MORE cool pick-up lines to subject your crush to
Try these lines to see if you have chemistry.
March 11
Quiz: Which AMS executive position matches your personality?
In case you want to run next year.
A downgrade — if that's even possible
Recipes you won't make. Cooking advice that sucks. Restaurant recommendations you shouldn't trust.
