Post-manism is not an ideology — it is a state of mind. It is what has made everyone on campus absolutely and utterly obsessed with me and unable to get over the force of nature that is me.
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"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
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8. Cut out all the names of the editorial and put it on a dart board.
It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.
A known normative consequence of entering university is that often, students who undergo the long and tedious process of ‘learning’ graduate.