It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.
A known normative consequence of entering university is that often, students who undergo the long and tedious process of ‘learning’ graduate.
8. Cut out all the names of the editorial and put it on a dart board.
You might never use this information in your life, but we’re going to tell you anyway.
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
Post-manism is not an ideology — it is a state of mind. It is what has made everyone on campus absolutely and utterly obsessed with me and unable to get over the force of nature that is me.