She knew — nay, she felt it in her soul, her bones, the dust mites in her squeaky Walter Gage mattress — she deserved someone positively, truly exceptional.
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When no one more qualified will do it for you, you do it yourself.
You need fun, you need excitement and you need to make bad decisions that you’ll regret in 30 years.
I have blister band-aids in my first-aid kit. I actually charge my portable charger. I carry Tums in my purse, babe.
Every location at UBC was mapped in my head… in relation to Blue Chip.
Slick black hair, plaid-clad, anime style glasses — they were exactly my type.
I am here to sprinkle some tropical sunshine into your Canadian summer, as someone who knows how to milk every drop of fun from those few rain-free months.
Finally, UBC has found a solution to all the problems we had with the good old SSC.
Astrology is an enigma to me, but if NASA can do it, so can I.
It's not you, it's me.
Ko-Beach surveyed professors across the Lower Mainland to learn more about their “lives.”
Where else would you rather get married than the very campus at which you fell head over heels in love?
It’s a brand new year! And you know what that means: New year's resolutions! Self-improvement! Wait. Hold on. It’s already May?
Nine lecture recordings, eleven hours, one Brita full to the brim with water.
Get your words off to this puzzle.
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