“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
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It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
At the Ares Project, we use state-of-the-art computer algorithms and the most up-to-date psychology research to match you with your nemesis.
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I know your dishes have been piling up just like mine have.
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Nominations close on February 12 at noon, so get yours in soon!
If there’s one thing I’ve learned throughout all of this, it’s how great capitalism and the free market are. No questions here!
I would like to suggest a few ideas that might elevate the campus from a 6/10 to a 7/10.
Despite the website being non-functional, students will still be able to access their U-Pass.
When it feels like the 276th day of March, it's pretty difficult to get into the holiday spirit.
You should embrace the holiday season by having a good ol’ movie marathon, while safe and secure in your cozy homes.
Does anybody truly believe that we’re accelerating the most particles as fast as we possibly can?
As long as you cross each item of that list, it doesn’t exactly matter where it exists.
As students in this age of Zoom and Collaborate Ultra, we all have a love–hate relationship with breakout rooms.