A cringey, carnal playlist

We asked you to submit the most cringe-worthy songs you’ve ever gotten frisky to and you didn’t disappoint. Many of you provided context, but we’re not going to be so kind.

Readers, make of it what you will — it’s no mistake that “All Star” is on there twice. You can also listen to the compilation on Spotify here.

1. *White Noise*

2. “The Queen is Dead,” The Smiths

3. “Frankly, Mr. Shankly,” The Smiths

4. “The Bare Necessities,” Phil Harris and Bruce Reitherman

5. “Kung Fu Fighting,” Carl Douglas

6. “Lake of Fire,” Nirvana

7. “The Bad Touch,” Bloodhound Gang

8. Lo-fi hip hop beats in sync with an episode of The Office

9. “Holiday Road,” Lindsey Buckingham

10. “Call Me Maybe,” Carly Rae Jepsen

11. “Thrift Shop,” Kidz Bop

12. “Cotton-Eye Joe,” Rednex

13. “Canada Goose,” Pressa

14. “All Star,” Smash Mouth

15. “The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song,” The Flaming Lips

16. “Black and Yellow,” Wiz Khalifa

17. “Baby Shark,” Pinkfong

18. “YMCA,” Village People

19. “All Star,” Smash Mouth

20. “Planetarium,” Squarepusher

21. “My Heart Will Go On,” Celine Dion

22. *Shrek in the background*

23. “I Do, I Do, I Do,” ABBA

24. “It’s A Small World,” The Disney Children’s Chorus