We asked you to submit the most cringe-worthy songs you’ve ever gotten frisky to and you didn’t disappoint. Many of you provided context, but we’re not going to be so kind.
Readers, make of it what you will — it’s no mistake that “All Star” is on there twice. You can also listen to the compilation on Spotify here.
1. *White Noise*
2. “The Queen is Dead,” The Smiths
3. “Frankly, Mr. Shankly,” The Smiths
4. “The Bare Necessities,” Phil Harris and Bruce Reitherman
5. “Kung Fu Fighting,” Carl Douglas
6. “Lake of Fire,” Nirvana
7. “The Bad Touch,” Bloodhound Gang
8. Lo-fi hip hop beats in sync with an episode of The Office
9. “Holiday Road,” Lindsey Buckingham
10. “Call Me Maybe,” Carly Rae Jepsen
11. “Thrift Shop,” Kidz Bop
12. “Cotton-Eye Joe,” Rednex
13. “Canada Goose,” Pressa
14. “All Star,” Smash Mouth
15. “The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song,” The Flaming Lips
16. “Black and Yellow,” Wiz Khalifa
17. “Baby Shark,” Pinkfong
18. “YMCA,” Village People
19. “All Star,” Smash Mouth
20. “Planetarium,” Squarepusher
21. “My Heart Will Go On,” Celine Dion
22. *Shrek in the background*
23. “I Do, I Do, I Do,” ABBA
24. “It’s A Small World,” The Disney Children’s Chorus