Spooky scary story
I thought he was mere folklore — a boogeyman, a myth that goes bump(?) in the night.
To the fridge I head, seeking the only comfort this pale life offers me.
With all the abbreviations and hip slang floating around the thunderbird vernacular, it can be difficult to sort out everything that’s going on. Well, we’re here to help!
Hey girlies! I’m so glad you’re here. Welcome back to another Monday — but this isn’t just any Monday. It’s Makeup Monday! And it's also technically Thursday but who's counting?
‘tis the season for really cute coupley shit. Like, absurdly wholesome dates jam-packed with pumpkin spice, golden hour, pampas grass, burgundy shackets and everything your Gilmore-Girls-fuelled fantasies are made of.
“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.
Valentine's Day has come and gone. Winter is passing you by and yet, you STAY uncuffed. The snow showed up, the city shut down (but apparently not the UBC campus) and you found yourself hot chocolate date-less, left to brave the storm with only your sensible footwear to keep you company. Well! Fear not! I present to you a most robust and enticing list of suitable and 100 per cent real dating options (in no particular order).
It’s dark. You’re driving down University Boulevard, and the silence of your night-time drive is only fractured by the sweet lullabies of a crooning Taylor Swift filtering through your car stereo. It’s a perfect drive — too perfect. You speed up, delighted by the gentle purr of your car’s engine, when all of a sudden you see it: A flash of black. Then blue — that dreaded blue.
You love UBC memes. We love UBC memes. Your friends at The Ubyssey have got you covered with 10 'Little Miss' memes.
With finals right around the corner, why not take a few minutes to sit back, relax and read through The Ubyssey's collection of spring haikus?
In term two, I just hope to feel a bit more like myself again.
Shrek the Halls offers up a combination of comedy and creativity — a pairing as complementary as hot chocolate and marshmallows.
It’s officially December, and that means two things: cold weather and exam season
I am not liable for the multiple-hours of your life you will lose to Sauder student rants if you do choose to put any of these into practice.