Isa S. You

I know what it’s like to be homesick — or, at least, I think so. Problem is, I’m not homesick for any physical place I can remember.

Deodorant is a cheap way to ensure you smell fresh so people are willing to sit next to you on the bus.

Sure it’s breathtaking when the weather’s nice, but the rainy season also perfectly coincides with the winter term. So 90 per cent of the time, the city is actually a grey blur.

If I were a physics student, I would calculate the force required to crush the beer can; if I were a chemistry student I would test the water for DNA evidence; but as an arts student, my skills lie in pure speculation and filling up word counts.