I love my girlfriend so much. Mostly because she’s a real girl and she agreed to go out with me, but also because she wants to hold my hand and doesn’t gag when I kiss her.
I love my girlfriend so much. Mostly because she’s a real girl and she agreed to go out with me, but also because she wants to hold my hand and doesn’t gag when I kiss her.
It was 2016 and I was a doe-eyed freshman nervous to go into my first economics lecture. I sat down in the corner of the big auditorium — little did I know my world was about to change.