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“Mosquitoes serve literally no ecological purpose other than to make my life miserable,” said Lin-Mode in an interview, itching furiously. “The data is clear.”

Here I am with one semester left of my undergrad and I’ve taken some time to recognize why I’m just so chipper to have this extra time at UBC.

Summer so far has been interesting — it hasn't looked like summer. First we didn't have much sun (but we had a heck of a lot of rain) and now it's just heat central. Can we embrace Hot Girl Summer in Vancouver if the weather hates us?

Like the simps reading this article, I have attempted to get through the emotional limbo of being friends with your ex. But, I needed to see what you thought, so I went out into the wild seeking answers.

Hot weather is no joke as prolonged exposure can cause heat exhaustion or heat stroke — the symptoms of which range from mild to severe and include extreme thirst, high body temperature, dizziness, lack of coordination, rash, cramps and rapid heart rate.

For the first time in my life, I was told that I was “the quietest person” in the room. I’ve never been told this before because I am very loud — so loud that I am usually referred to as loud and annoying, even if I’m shy in a new setting. I guess I just have an ear-splitting voice.

From today until Thursday, July 28, eligible members of the Trans, gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men (MSM) communities can book an appointment to get their monkeypox vaccine through the Vancouver Coastal Health (VCH) website.

Now that it’s summer, I’m starting to realize that I miss campus. But you know what I miss the most about campus? Running into UBC celebrities literally everywhere. So, in a desperate attempt to get some and connect with these celebs, I decided to download Tinder.

With UBC President and Vice-Chancellor Santa Ono leaving for the University of Michigan in October, the search is on for his successor. The Ubyssey broke down some potential candidates for the position.

The 'We need an American Girl Doll' meme has taken the internet by storm. We've seen dolls that drink La Croix and that were on the Mayflower, but what about a doll that goes to UBC?

It’s been four years and I can’t stop thinking about you. What did I do wrong? You used to be excited to get an email from me, back when you were young and in high school. “UBC emailed me!” You’d frantically yell to your friends, and they were excited for us.

The unspeakable has happened. In an ill-fated Facebook post earlier this week, UBC Confessions announced that it would officially be closing its doors and ending this chapter in the university’s history.

Since the school year is finally over, you now have time to do all those things that you promised yourself you would during the school year. Talk about best summer ever!

Eduardo ‘Eddie’ Naranjo is The Ubyssey’s Community Contribution Award winner for 2022.

What if I told you that being ghosted/dumped/breadcrumbed/cheated on by a fuckboy could be explained by something greater than us? Wouldn’t it change the name of the game a little bit if at least some, if not all, fuckboy behaviours could be explained in some capacity?