Pea man

An illustration of a green bathroom floor. A roll of toilet paper, a mysterious yellow puddle and a microphone with a pea at the head lay on the ground

December 2 humourKyla Flynn with Illustrations by Elita Menezes

Lyrical legumes: Pea Man and a dream

As Pea Man once said, “If music be the peas of love, play on.”

A crowd of students standing outside of the main floor AMS Nest bathroom, with a few people looking down from the second floor.

November 5 cultureJulian Coyle Forst

Vox scatologicus: The UBC Men’s Bathroom Choir

What would it sound/look/smell like if a bunch of guys started singing in the Nest bathroom?

An illustration of a faceless girl from the neck up, wearing a crown with peas on it instead of jewels.

September 18 humourKyla Flynn with Illustrations by Elita Menezes

The Princess and the Pea (Man)

She knew — nay, she felt it in her soul, her bones, the dust mites in her squeaky Walter Gage mattress — she deserved someone positively, truly exceptional.

Pea Man, a person wearing a black shirt and bright green ski mask, stands in the middle of a crowd while holding up a bag of frozen peas.

September 11 cultureJulian Coyle Forst

Someone ate 2.5 kilograms of peas outside the Nest

Stay at UBC long enough and you start to recognize the little things that make autumn what it is on campus: fragrant petals in the rose garden; the oak trees’ edges turning yellow on the malls; the guy in the green ski-mask vomiting, moaning, absolutely housing two-and-a-half kilograms of frozen peas outside the Nest.