All in NICE Magazine
April 1, 2021
I misunderstood ‘stunt journalism’ and wrote this article while skateboarding on hostile architecture
Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.
April 1, 2021
What it was really like to go to class before the pandemic
"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
April 1, 2021
The sordid, fucked up history behind the handbells choir
“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
April 1, 2021
The twisted logic behind residence dining halls
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
April 1, 2021
We witnessed a fight on Main Mall and here's who won
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
April 1, 2021
I edited NICE Magazine on shrooms
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”
April 1, 2021
There is no point in suing us
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
April 1, 2021
UBC’s sad, weird Almonds Matter Society election
Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
April 1, 2021
We asked people about their UBC tattoos
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
April 1, 2021
Horny on main: Psychoanalyzing my classmates to find the incel
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
April 1, 2021
I spent the last week asking UBC students what the worst buildings on campus are
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
April 1, 2021
I wrote stunt journalism on ketamine: this article
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
