Gabey Lucas

As far as I’m concerned, the Western Hemisphere should create our own language just to stick it to the Old World. I say this not only on behalf of Americans in Canada, but Canadians in America, Brazilians in Mexico, Chileans in Québec and so on.

Some kids enter university having spent their high school days on top of the world. You know these people – they were essentially the basis for Jack and Diane, or would have been had that song not preceded all of our births by at least 10 years.

Ah, the start of second term. The sparrows are chirping, the syllabi printing... Nothing can hold you back. Yes, you! This is your time for a fresh start! So grab life by the yoohas, get Adele unstuck from your head and let’s get stoked.