Other hilarious scenarios include convincing a guy named Jimothy to take your midterm for you, getting more friends from LAN parties than sorority parties and The Ubyssey running an article branding you a squirrel murderer.
Does the ominous meme declaring, “THEY STILL THINK I AM JUST A TOWER” indicate that the structure is something else — like perhaps a sentient alien spacecraft or a concrete beehive? Whatever the truth is, the tower appears to be benevolent.
Beginning his campaign trail two years early, Kevin O'Leary is coming to UBC tonight to talk about his vision for Canada. You might know him from Dragon's Den or because he is often called the Canadian version of Donald Trump.
UBC has opened up a new home on campus for one lucky person. It is located right by Allard Hall, is a whopping 20 square feet and has a “built-in zero-energy use fridge,” according to its post on Craigslist. Oh, and it’s an igloo.
Today there was a snowball fight. While there looks to be just as many photos as there were snowballs, here are some of the best on Instagram as taken by you — the students. Today there was a snowball fight.
Remember three years ago when we had the last snowball fight? I barely do either. So don't miss your tri annual opportunity to hit some strangers with some wonderfully wet snow. It probably won't happen again for another three years.
Alternatively, you can call Translink and pay with your credit card over the phone after waiting on hold for ages. If this all sounds like way too much effort, then don't forget to request your monthly U Pass in advance.
The UBC campus of five years ago was a strange place. There were roads where there shouldn't be roads and random open lawns that have since been supplanted by towering, concrete residences and fancy new lecture halls.
Now here's where you come in. If you and your friends buy tickets using our group tracking number, then we can try to organize the most amount of group members by wielding the power of the united UBC campus.
Vancouver still doesn't know how to deal with the snow, but we are slowly getting the hang of it. Brave students took on the ice in the Main Mall fountain in a most Canadian fashion. Some made the ice a place of romance...
Students are not strangers to navigating around film sets that occasionally sprawl across main parts of our beautiful campus. However, The Man in High Castle managed to pick the day the Google Street View van came around.
An interview between Ubysseyer Andrew Bates and Tommy Wiseau — the creative genius behind everyone's favourite “it's so bad it's good” movie, The Room — fell through the cracks and into internet obscurity... until now.
“All Alone on Christmas” kicks off the album with simple, somber piano chords. When you're feeling alone and abandoned during the darkest days of the coldest months, this song is the warm blanket of validation that you needed.
While the lyrics don't exactly recreate a perfect rhyme scheme, it's still overwhelmingly relatable. Here are the lyrics for you to sing with your fellow students while you all sit around a warm fire burning from last term's notes.
Although our condolences go out to those students whose exams weren't cancelled today, everyone can make themselves feel better with these lovely photos of our campus looking hot as hell — well, you know what I mean.