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Whobyssey • April 1, 2019
Wilson loves to read each issue on his commute home every day. He makes notes in the columns of the paper, and when he reaches home, he shows the issue to his family, who pore over it at …
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
You really don’t need to be reading this part, there’s nothing left to say about this topic. You clicked on this article and honestly that’s all we expected you to do.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
“I don’t get it, I really just don’t. I’ve shown up to at least half of the practices this year and I really thought I’d at least go as a tenth round pick,” Chadwick said, in response to …
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
My eyes melted out of my head and I vomited for two hours when I had to even try to understand what gravity is. But despite this, we still felt it was a good idea to have a …
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Where the fuck is the crossword puzzle? I’m going complain on Reddit.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
The BC coroner’s office said the cause of death is still being investigated, but sources have hinted that the unreasonably high beds and the unyielding mattress bounce are to blame.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
In a groundbreaking effort by the UBC Student Wellness Centre, the team is suggesting a new method of mental health support: just, like, sharing one?
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Through our times at UBC there are many locations we all share. These places can hold important memories for us or, you know, they can just be places.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
I cannot in good faith give fair commentary on this performance because I honestly could barely pay attention to the stage when there were about 1,184 decaying corpses in the seats around me.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Ahh, Vancouver — the Toledo, Ohio of Canada. Here are five places that would make wonderful dates, picnics or family outings in our fair city, except they are not actually in Vancouver because there’s nothing to do here.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Uh, recent UBC research suggests that cells are... good? We all know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. But what does the nucleus do? What on Earth is a chloroplast?
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
To my great surprise, the Almonds Matter Society (AMS) also voted to never do anything dumb ever again in an article titled “AMS ***** ******** ***** ** * *****.”
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
I waited months to get my GoGlobal application back. I was hoping for someplace exotic, Australia, Belgium or — maybe even my dream — Oman. I was shocked and delighted when I heard where I was going: UBC …
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
The broken souls that make up our news team did their best to track down any remaining stories on campus, but it turns out we wrote everything that could possibly be written.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
And, just like that, Snorfball became a UBC tradition.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
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Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
The Who?byssey has had a long line of notable writers, journalists and white-collar criminals in our history. Here are just a few notable Who?byssey alumni from around the world and a variety of industries.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Early 2000s fanfiction — and later 2010s Wattpad — taught me the best way to engage in a love-hate relationship is to brutally insult your enemy during the day and passionately, uh, make out at night.
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
When we are engaging with you we frequently get complaints on our content. The most common complaint we get is about how bad our spelling is. To that we say, Shakespeare invented like, four billion words. What’s stopping …
Whobyssey • March 31, 2019
Woah! Watch out! I know you were just sitting there minding your own business trying to study, but the beloved restaurant you’re studying biochemistry in is being closed down as we speak. Like right now.