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Educators who speak truth are greatly undervalued in the matriarchy. Using Patreon I earn $323,328 per year. This provides me sufficient funds for the steady stream of Ayn Rand body pillows which I need for personal reasons.

If you ask me, my mom is the real ISIS. She has hijacked language and freedom of expression in the vain pursuit of “my personal safety and well-being.” Well I’ve had enough. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Third-year philosophy major Tim Joneson said he valued free speech above all during his daily livestreamed, self-funded internet radio show, broadcast from his dorm room bed underneath a poster of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

As we all know, human-based climate change is a lie made up by the Danish because they’re jealous of Canada’s oil deposits and space program. Everyone, it seems, except for the “experts” who’ve dedicated their lives to studying “science.”

If you’ve followed my writing, you’d know how much I hate this liberal notion of the so-called “safe space.” Why should someone deserve to feel safe in their surroundings if they haven’t gone out and earned it?

So I went to my local Footlocker, grabbed a few cans of shoe polish and went to town. I found Kiwi brand gave me the darkest black. But before I had the chance to outline my mouth, I was sternly asked to leave over and over again.

Conservative leadership candidate and human naked mole rat Blevin O’Deary recently did a talk at Gallery 2.0. The scope of topics discussed was vast, ranging from how good he is at doing economy to how bad Trustin Judeau is at doing economy.

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