December 2
When the world needed him most, he disapPEAred
It has been nearly one year since we have exPEArienced the closest thing to world (or at least campus) PEAce that has ever transPEAred. Read More.
Satire
November 26
Pissed on, pissed off: Who is the UBC pisser?
Fact one: the first piss the pisser posted was at the UBC Engineering Cairn. This immediately eliminates all the engineering students as potential suspects, since they all took a blood oath in first-year Jump Start where they swore their allegiance to the E. Read More.
November 22
Study finds Disco is back, UBC anticipates Boogie Fever outbreak
All factors point to UBC facing a full-blown boogie epidemic. Read More.
September 18
DO NOT CONSULT A LAWYER BEFORE READING: First-year dorm life tips you need to know
You’ll make life long friendships and embarrassing memories that will certainly come back to haunt you at 4 a.m. 20 years from now! Life is about to get so much cooler! Read More.
August 30
Local man has average day, complains on Reddit anyway
In not-so-breaking news, a local man has reportedly had an “average day” on campus. Read More.
March 3
Twenty tranquilizer guns trained on your neck at all times (and other ways to avoid the AMS during elections season)
This year it is my solemn intention to avoid the cognitive intrusion that is the AMS elections at any level of personal or external cost. For those who wish to follow suit, here is my advice for the next few weeks. Read More.
