Every new adult summer romance novel involves at least one road trip! So buckle your seatbelt and practice your driving safety skills with this set of signs for the signs of which sign you are based on your sign.
Aries
No left turn. An inconvenient sign, always perpetually at the intersection wherein you most wish to turn left. The people yearn for left turns, but do not give in to temptation. Restraint is key. Do what’s right.
Taurus
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does. This month’s ha-roscope projects that you are 92 per cent likely to encounter one vine reference, and 8 per cent likely to be kidnapped and hung on the wall of a first year’s dorm.
Gemini
Stop sign. It’s time to pause and reflect on the journey to come. Much like the stop sign, you must remember to stand your ground and set boundaries. Or just cut that shit out if you know what I’m saying. If you think I’m talking to you, I am.
Cancer
120km/h speed limit. Freeeeeeeeeeeee bird yeah *sick guitar riffs.* Do with this info what you must.
Leo
Playground zone. It’s time to connect with your inner child. Go start a business selling Rainbow Loom bracelets at recess for prices ranging from 25 cents to 2 dollars, depending on the complexity of the project. You wouldn’t want to overcharge, but inflation is hitting the market and you have a business to run.
Virgo
Construction zone. You’re a work in progress right now. That’s alright! Find some people with access to industrial power tools and start building yourself up again.
Libra
Yield. Hey, some other people need to be in traffic right now. It’s time for you to let them enter the intersection. Your time will come. Enjoy life from the sidelines. (But not the sidewalks, stay off those.)
Scorpio
Exit. Okay, you’re going really fast right now, but you need to lock in and switch lanes so you can make it off the highway and get where you’re meant to be. This elegant swerve off the main road requires care, diligence and, oh, wait. You just missed it back there. Oopsie.
Sagittarius
Deer crossing. STOP!!!!!!! THERE’S A DEER ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!
Capricorn
No parking. Hey, you might feel like you don’t belong, or like all the places that want you are just interested in the loose change at the bottom of your backpack. But park in someone’s driveway if you must. Everything’s gonna be okay.
Aquarius
A singular orange traffic cone. What does it mean? Why is it in the middle of the road? Who left it there? Tbh idk. Your month is a mystery to us both. Good luck.
Pisces
Railway crossing. Listen very carefully to what we’re about to tell you. In exactly 19 days, you are going to CHOOOO-CHOOOOOOOOOO WOOSHHHHH CHUG CHUG CHUG
