Are you tired of dating within your major, but when you talk to someone outside of it they feel like they're from a totally different planet? Still don’t have a Halloween costume for that upcoming party? Look no further. I have compiled a comprehensive list to tell you exactly which costumes will lead to some much-needed cross-major mingling this Halloween.
Forestry
Are you trying to score late-night access to the Forestry Building? Does trying out the new MycoToilet sound like a total trip? Then you’re in need of a forestry partner to describe the root systems of pumpkins this fall. Dressing up as a Tree is a guaranteed way to attract any forestry student this spooky season. Oak, maple, evergreen, the options to spruce up your costume are endless.
Dressing as a tree will have every Hacky Sacker in sight explaining to you that your bark would be a simple V3 climb. Tree walk?!! Say less, sign me up and walk with me you environmentally-aware baddie.
Sauder
Did you engage in some frivolous spending this summer? Did you forget where you put your T4 letter? It’s important to remember it's never too early to get started on your taxes. Secure yourself a Sauder partner this fall with a costume they can't resist: an Excel Workbook.
In the past, Sauder students have struggled with communication — no more — by dressing as a thing they spend so much time on it's burnt into their laptop screens, you’ll be speaking their language. They will be trying to SEARCH, AND, FIND a way to take you on a date all night.
Arts
Are you trying to figure out who this Sigmund Freud guy is? Do you need someone who can properly format your MLA 9th edition citations? Securing yourself an arts girlfriend is a guaranteed way to ensure that you’re both well-read and -dressed this autumn season. Dressing as a Labubu will have every arts student who sees you saying “awwww.” Before you know it you'll be clipped to their side, chauffeured around as their prized possession.
But wait, is there a super special someone who's worth making a big statement for? Take this costume to the next level by hiding within a giant PopMart THE MONSTERS Big into Energy Series-Vinyl Plush Pendant Blind Box.
IMPORTANT: Don’t forget to add a QR code to your costume unless you want to be called a lafufu and have people laughing at la-you-you.
Math
Are you struggling with MATH 100? Have things just not been adding up lately? Who better to add to the plot than someone who studies it, by finding yourself a graphically-aware king this fall. What better way to win over a math major than being the thing they need most, a Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus C Silver Edition Graphing Calculator. With this costume, every math major will know that this is a *sin* — a sin that true love has come their way, a sin to ditch their current drunken conversation to go explore some new *tan*gents with you.
Science
Are you trying to understand how gravity keeps getting you down? Are you tired of going on dates with no chemistry? Then you need yourself a lab partner to experiment with this Halloween. There is no better way to attract a science major than an incredibly literal costume — dressing as a magnet is a guaranteed way to create a strong bond this Halloween. Even if you hate all things science (you probably do if you’re reading this), dressing as a magnet is a great way to get even the most opposite people to attract.
There are endless ways to attract your cross-campus lover this year. However, it is important that you remember to stay conscientious and considerate when picking your Halloween costume. Remember there is nothing hotter than being respectful.
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