March 6, 2024humour
From the Cult: Mike Scandal is the next AMS president
“Democracy, more like dumbocracy,” said Scandal before trying and failing to high five me.
March 5, 2024humour
From the Cult: Candidates steal phones to get votes in innovative new strategy
This new campaign strategy, which we're calling "illegal," sees candidates rocket to the top of early AMS Elections polling.
March 4, 2024humour
From the Cult: Burns Bog blunders blithely ballotward
“This is the BoG election debate, right? You oughta elect me! I’m a bog!”
March 1, 2024humour
From the Cult: Give us our SkyTrain
The new candidates don’t want an understanding and nor do they want a SkyTrain. An internal external source recently revealed that the candidates have much grander, more malicious transport plans.
February 29, 2024humour
From the Cult: Dear AMS, please waste more money
As much as the AMS Finance Committee does, and idk they probably do a lot I guess, they’ve completely ignored a massive issue with the AMS’s budget and how it affects student life.
March 10, 2023humour
From the Cult: 2023 AMS Elections bingo
In classic Ubyssey blog fashion, here is this year's AMS Elections bingo!
March 10, 2022humour
From the Cult: 2022 AMS Elections bingo
In classic Ubyssey blog fashion, here is this year's AMS Elections bingo!
March 9, 2022
From the Cult: VP finance interviews
"[You can also] aggressively walk down Main Mall while crying, assert your dominance that way."
March 8, 2022
From the Cult: VP AUA interviews
"I think that coyote is just limping around doing its best, kind of reminds me of myself, you know, the underdog."
March 8, 2022
From the Cult: VP external interviews
Sure, Ubyssey News has all the cold, hard facts — but did they ask candidates if they like pineapple on pizza?
March 7, 2022
From the Cult: VP administration interview
Ubyssey News has all the cold, hard facts — but they didn’t ask the candidates stuff that matters, like where to cry on campus or what word they start with on Wordle. Well, I did.
March 5, 2020
From the Cult: Board of Governors interviews
The Board of Governors is the highest governing body at UBC, and among all the questions about platforms and consultation and other words I don’t understand, I felt it was necessary to ask some other hard-hitting questions the newsies wouldn’t think to ask.
March 5, 2020
From the Cult: VP Admin
The VP Admin looks after all the AMS clubs, helps manage the Nest as well as liaises between clubs, constituencies, resource groups and the society. This big important job requires big important questions.
March 5, 2020
From the Cult: Presidential interviews
Look at these people running for president of the AMS. They get some fancy photos and profiles and get to talk to Ubyssey News about their platform points
March 5, 2020
From the Cult: VP external interview
Sure, Ubyssey News has important information about candidates running for VP External. I asked them some of these hard-hitting questions to find out the real important information about the people running to represent you.
March 5, 2020
From the Cult: Senate interviews
Senate is the academic governing body, and they make a lot of important decisions about academic matters like fall reading break, admissions and student awards.
March 3, 2020
From the Cult: A vibe-check of the 2020 AMS campaign posters
Instead of rating these posters on how good the designs are, I’ll instead be giving these posters a vibe-check. Because that’s what the cool kids do right? I went hunting down for every single campaign’s Facebook events page and checked their vibes so you don’t have to.
February 28, 2020humour
From The Cult: Here is your AMS Elections and Great Debate bingo
That's right, here is the bingo that you're going to need to survive this election cycle.
