Stories from Thomald McDomald at The Ubyssey

Girlbossmopolitan: UBC drinks that will impress your TA crush

Thomald McDomald — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 18:13:00 +0000

Dylan Doe

Girlbossmopolitan is not responsible for the three months of avoided eye contact between you and your TA that will follow if you make these drinks.

Dirtbag Life Advice: Bus Ridership

Thomald McDomald — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 22:26:23 +0000

File Thomas McLeod

This column deals in satirical libel, backstabbery, metastatic inconsideration, bullying the powerful and chump-dunking, all while following our Respectful Environment Policy.

I misunderstood ‘stunt journalism’ and wrote this article while skateboarding on hostile architecture

Thomald McDomald — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:39:40 +0000

Deadbeat Gary

Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.

I edited NICE Magazine on shrooms

Thomald McDomald — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:23:51 +0000

File The Ubyssey

When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”

UBC’s sad, weird Almonds Matter Society election

Thomald McDomald — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 17:57:31 +0000

Samuel Stupid

Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.

The six most litigious professors that we can't spoof

Thomald McDomald — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 16:56:25 +0000

Photo courtesy Douglas Palmer/Flickr

According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.