Have you tried smiling?
The Executive Performance & Accountability Committee is done, for now. Its replacement needs to be more transparent.
I wouldn’t even set this sorry excuse for a human up with my greatest enemy.
Someone has to help the youth towards not using ChatGPT for life advice, and for some reason, I was nominated for this momentous achievement. I don’t know who to thank or threaten.
When you see women as friends your whole life, it’s jarring to suddenly be holding hands, and not in the platonic way you do with your close girl friends. You begin to romanticize a connection that feels wrong, as if you’ve broken the girl code and are teetering somewhere colourfully unknown.
The game of Canadian football is changing. With new rules implemented in September, the CFL will alter their game substantially. With an infrastructure built upon the pro league’s foundation, university football — and, by extension, UBC — may have to change with them.
Your candidates need to be CLEAN, meaning they have Chutzpah, Leadership, Experience, they need to Align with your beliefs and they need to be kNowledgable — yes, I know the last one is a stretch.
Every season of Gilmore Girls has one dedicated holiday episode and every rewatch, I reconfirm my opinion that season 2, episode 10 “The Bracebridge Dinner” is the best of them.
If you’re too busy studying to come up with your plans for the spookiest night of year, don’t fret, your local ghoul’s got you covered.
Kawika Guillermo’s memoir Of Floating Isles opens to the setting of a video game: The Path, a psychological horror experience that subverts the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. In the game, players guide young girls through a dark, open forest, where straying from the path is the only way forward.
In not-so-breaking news, a local man has reportedly had an “average day” on campus.