Sassy Sage: On finding people to match your freak
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LWOC Looks
The lowest effort looks that ruled the last week of classes red carpet.
Kyle Broseidon is Not the Problem
Kyle Broseidon aims to spread awareness about this so-called “epidemic" of douchebag boyfriends being broken up with.
Sassy Sage: TLDR dating sucks
I wouldn’t even set this sorry excuse for a human up with my greatest enemy.
What actually happened at the Heated Rivalry contest
Everything you have heard about the Feb. 10 Heated Rivalry Lookalike Contest is a lie.
Sassy Sage: Drink all the time, study occasionally
Someone has to help the youth towards not using ChatGPT for life advice, and for some reason, I was nominated for this momentous achievement. I don’t know who to thank or threaten.
UBC moves all exams to Dec. 25, 'learning is the biggest gift of all'
This holiday season, UBC has generously decided to give students and faculty the biggest gift of all — learning — which is why all finals will be scheduled on Dec. 25, effective immediately.
UBC plans to become Canada's hottest new tourist destination
UBC is reportedly already “halfway to achieving Disneyland status” based on the afternoon line-up for Subway in the Life Building alone.
Slow walkers detriment to UBC pedestrian traffic flow, exhibit zero sense of urgency
I asked if I could interview him for The Ubyssey on his sickening inability to pick up the pace. He turned to me and lifted one side of his headphones. “The Ubussy?”
Scare off frat flu with these tips and tricks
If you’ve been exposed to a virus this midterm season, it’s frat flu, and it’s too late for you. Good luck.
The SkyTrain is taking a long time but that’s actually a good thing
Everyone’s been wondering, “why is this SkyTrain taking so long?” Well, I have the special pleasure of being privy to this information (it pays to be nosy).
