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My eyes melted out of my head and I vomited for two hours when I had to even try to understand what gravity is. But despite this, we still felt it was a good idea …
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Notable writers from The Who?byssey's century of garbage
The Who?byssey has had a long line of notable writers, journalists and white-collar criminals in our history. Here are just a few notable Who?byssey alumni from around the world and a variety of industries.
The restaurant you’re currently in is going bankrupt and is closing right now
Woah! Watch out! I know you were just sitting there minding your own business trying to study, but the beloved restaurant you’re studying biochemistry in is being closed down as we speak. Like right now.
Oh-No’s budget tips for sessional instructors
Ethics and moral principle fly out the window in the funnest way when you’re strapped for cash. Imagine how invaluable you’d be to the students of your course when you shamefully hand over the answer …
Satan Oh-No's book club
“This is a beautiful story for people of all ages with a beautiful moral: if you just hang around long enough, good things will happen to you.”
Footlocker, please remove me from your blacklist
So I went to my local Footlocker, grabbed a few cans of shoe polish and went to town. I found Kiwi brand gave me the darkest black. But before I had the chance to outline …
“Who would you rather have negotiating with Trump?” asks sad, tiny man
Conservative leadership candidate and human naked mole rat Blevin O’Deary recently did a talk at Gallery 2.0. The scope of topics discussed was vast, ranging from how good he is at doing economy to how …
The man and his guitar: This generation’s songbird is a guy in Tallwood with 16 Youtube views and an untuned guitar
Bylan’s inspirations include the song “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” and that’s mostly it.
Dumpster dive at Totem Park because that's where the good stuff is
Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms.
Join a crowd of 50 people panicking because the printing system is down
Along with 50 other last-minute printers, panic, freak out and be likely late for you next class.
