The Dingbat: The bold new ride-sharing service DropDonkey helps you get your ass to class
Rather than using a convoluted app to request a ride, a DropDonkey can be summoned at any time with a loud whistle, a bundle of hay and three to four apples.
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It's time to harvest the onions you drunkenly planted in the middle of Main Mall last fall
Those babies rooted and mother nature turned your little “agricultural social experiment” into the best onion yield this campus has seen in ten years!
Explore Pacific Spirit Park at night this Saturday with Night Quest
On Saturday, March 23 from 7:00 to 9:30 p.m., the Pacific Spirit Park Society is hosting Night Quest.
From The Cult: Alternative campaigning methods that would actually reach voters
Campaign photos are also an oft-overlooked sore spot for even the most diligent candidate. While buttoning the top button of your only dress shirt and leaning on a tree may seem attractive, most of such …
Long for a simpler time with UBC’s RuneScape resurgence
Remember the days where, instead of being a C-average university student, you were a level 50 in the wildy?
What you would actually have to give me to join your club
Most clubs featured in this term’s Clubs Day last month have, yet again, fallen victim to primitive bribery as a means of acquiring new members for the end of the year.
Desired dirt paths to take when your time is too precious for sidewalks
Who can be bothered to properly round a sidewalk corner? Not only is it an incredible waste of time but it looks ridiculous too! Is the expectation really that you walk straight for a section, …
Sand and accomplishment: Jumping into the ocean every morning for a week.
A swim couldn’t be counted if it didn’t last for at least a minute and if my head wasn’t submerged for half that time. Any onlooker would have had good reason to view my frantic …
How to be a trick-or-treater favourite when you’re too cheap to buy quality candy and too lazy to put up scary decorations
But the most mutually beneficial fear tactic I have found is to sit by your door completing your math WeBWork. While you work diligently on your assignments, children will run from your house in fear …
Club Profiles: The coolest clubs to look and feel like a badass
There is something incredibly primal about thrusting a sharpened axe into an unsuspecting piece of lumber.
The Martha Piper fountain is surprisingly awesome
The water cuts out and the a quick look at your reflection in the still water reveals a horrifyingly tardy monster looking back. You’re late. Class has begun.
