I love my girlfriend so much. Mostly because she’s a real girl and she agreed to go out with me, but also because she wants to hold my hand and doesn’t gag when I kiss her.
As someone who is super hot and sexy, I find myself lacking real-world skills. Fuck! I have no clue how to change a light bulb.
EKSPP is proudly running for Almonds Matter Society (AMS) executives as a polyamorous slate! That’s a ballot to bust one about.
Here are some foolproof, scientifically proven ways to take backhanded compliments like the queen bitch you are while also making Becky feel like shit! Kisses!
What kind of person lives in a ghost town?
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