I asked if I could interview him for The Ubyssey on his sickening inability to pick up the pace. He turned to me and lifted one side of his headphones. “The Ubussy?”
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If you’re too busy studying to come up with your plans for the spookiest night of year, don’t fret, your local ghoul’s got you covered.
I have compiled a comprehensive list to tell you exactly which costumes will lead to some much-needed cross-major mingling this Halloween.
You know what the scariest part about October is? It’s not Michael Myers or Ghost Face showing up on your doorstep — it’s running into your failed situationship on campus.
If you’ve been exposed to a virus this midterm season, it’s frat flu, and it’s too late for you. Good luck.
Everyone’s been wondering, “why is this SkyTrain taking so long?” Well, I have the special pleasure of being privy to this information (it pays to be nosy).
For some, a performative man is an archetype they try to avoid on campus or dating apps, but for me, it’s my lifestyle.
Now, this may sound like a millennial buzzword, but it’s so much more than that — it’s the most important academic tool a lazy student who can’t keep track of deadlines could ever have.
I have been legally cleared to share some of the exciting upcoming utilities you’ll soon see on UBC campus.
I'm a journalist, why does no one believe me?
You’ll make life long friendships and embarrassing memories that will certainly come back to haunt you at 4 a.m. 20 years from now! Life is about to get so much cooler!
In not-so-breaking news, a local man has reportedly had an “average day” on campus.
After what felt like an eternity deep in the trenches of Workday, I came out waving a white flag of defeat.
Every new adult summer romance novel involves at least one road trip! So buckle your seatbelt and practice your driving safety skills with this set of signs for the signs of which sign you are based on your sign.
Back in the good old days (2016), you could tell if someone was gay based on their appearance. But now, Queerness is all ambiguous and nonchalant.