As NYFW approaches, April cover star L'Onionus "Sleepy" Vanderhoagie is bringing sexy (and public indecency) back.
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It’s official: UBC is expecting.
Will they, won’t they? Love birds Thunder and Birb, entering the mascot off-season, are ruffling feathers with speculation that they’re officially more than UBC-affiliated co-hype-fowl.
The secretive body and its meeting go by the name “Senate” and, needless to say, I was deeply disturbed when I was made aware of its existence.
Underage drinking will annihilate the entirety of the West Point Grey area before the year is out. I strolled along Fraternity Village last Halloween and as far as the eye could see it was first-year fools slumped against the cobblestone walls lining the village.
It wasn’t long before I received a gold envelope in the mail with Dr. Reese’s encouraging words printed across it: “There is no limit to what you can do with chocolate.” Ripping it open, I gasped, finding Dr. Reese’s invitation to tour the world-renowned REESE’S U.
I wouldn’t even set this sorry excuse for a human up with my greatest enemy.
How can you make an ill-intentioned power-grab without a sizable voter base? By fighting dirty, that’s how.
Everything you have heard about the Feb. 10 Heated Rivalry Lookalike Contest is a lie.
This, however, is not another capitalizing-on-daddy’s-assets-for-a-little-extra-drinking-money-scheme. Instead, these listings are calculated, strategic financial moves by students trying to afford textbooks.
Someone has to help the youth towards not using ChatGPT for life advice, and for some reason, I was nominated for this momentous achievement. I don’t know who to thank or threaten.
UBC is now under complete, indisputable control of The Company that Makes Cinnamon Hearts. Just in time for Valentine’s Day!
“So one day I was watching The Lego Movie, and it got to that part where Emmet builds the double-decker couch,” said Inna Vator, instigator of the Second Lifted Object Project (SLOP), in an interview with The Ubyssey.
That's right, folks, this is our 2026 ins and outs.
Though I tried to direct our conversation to more immediate matters, Flexxon’s self-assured suaveness had me invested in what he referred to as his “aura-farming origin story.”
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