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The gas orbs are speaking to me again.
"I dunno, it just doesn't have the feeling of a real election."
In case you want to run next year.
This year it is my solemn intention to avoid the cognitive intrusion that is the AMS elections at any level of personal or external cost. For those who wish to follow suit, here is my advice for the next few weeks.
In a groundbreaking new initiative from UBC’s Planning and Institutional Research Team, professors were asked to complete Professor Evaluation of Evaluations (PEEs).
The fluorescent lightning and ever-present ambient machinery buzz imbues this spot with the essence of the uncanny, the bizarre, the strange. A perfect place for a Valentine’s confession.
As my friends know very well: I don’t have crushes. I have victims.
“My mom used to tell me to take down the enemy, you have to join them."
Here are the major trends for 2025. You're welcome.
New year, new you!
You flushed all the painstaking work of crafting the perfect schedule down the toilet, but that’s okay. Deep down, you knew this would happen.