Folks! The new generation is here. My friends, today we gather to discuss the new UBC meal plan and how to sneak you and all your lovely little friends into the dining halls.
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On the off-chance that you are a burnt-out human being whose middle name is procrastination, this is for you. Because honestly you know it’s about damn time to ask for an extension.
On Oct 19, 2022, 20 bunnies were seen hopping down Main Mall. Now, a month later, this number has increased to 100 and is estimated to reach 300 trillion by the end of the semester.
Ok yeah, I know Halloweekend was a while back, but it’s never too early to start planning for next year.
“2022 is my year,” I told everyone. “This year, I will not turn into another reclusive bed-gremlin. Just you watch, this year I will finally have my shit together.” Well trust me, my shit was nowhere to be found (except the toilet, but you know!).
Ono’s unexpected departure to Ann Arbor shocked the campus as the Board of Governors searched to appoint his successor. However, campus security searched the home of former President and Vice-Chancellor Santa Ono to find that he was taking with him more than memories.
FROM THE BLOG: UBC has just announced new changes to its academic policies. So, we broke them down.
The next on-campus VCH COVID-19 booster clinic will be held on November 14 and 15 from 10 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. at the Life Sciences Centre. Flu shots can be booked at this location, with some walk-in availability.
Imagine the end of the month. Your nerves are aching for your calendar to hit number one. A fresh start. What do you do?
After a dreamy hour filled with dancing and violin music playing a ballad just for us, my Prince Charming started leaning in for a kiss. But alas! The alarm on his phone went off. It was 11:55 p.m. and he had to run (to catch the 68) to get back to his dorm before midnight.
On October 29, the AMS unearthed its time capsule. But, when they lifted the lid, a greasy, balding head popped up. It was Richard Nixon.
UBC’s ranking, according to Times Higher Education, has dropped from 37th to 40th worldwide. Here are just a few of the reasons why UBC has gone from top to flop.
Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is a common measure of whether a person is psychologically whole. UBC has long been waging war against students’ psychological requirements and it has finally begun its final barrage on the smoking remains of the student psyche.
On my first day back on campus, I got off the R4 and walked carelessly north towards the shining Buchanan headlights that guided me home when I stopped dead in my tracks. This is not where my class is today. I gulped, fear seeping into every pore. Was I supposed to go to… the other side of campus?
What the hell is Campus Vision 2050?