Ok yeah, I know Halloweekend was a while back, but it’s never too early to start planning for next year.
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“2022 is my year,” I told everyone. “This year, I will not turn into another reclusive bed-gremlin. Just you watch, this year I will finally have my shit together.” Well trust me, my shit was nowhere to be found (except the toilet, but you know!).
Ono’s unexpected departure to Ann Arbor shocked the campus as the Board of Governors searched to appoint his successor. However, campus security searched the home of former President and Vice-Chancellor Santa Ono to find that he was taking with him more than memories.
FROM THE BLOG: UBC has just announced new changes to its academic policies. So, we broke them down.
Imagine the end of the month. Your nerves are aching for your calendar to hit number one. A fresh start. What do you do?
After a dreamy hour filled with dancing and violin music playing a ballad just for us, my Prince Charming started leaning in for a kiss. But alas! The alarm on his phone went off. It was 11:55 p.m. and he had to run (to catch the 68) to get back to his dorm before midnight.
On October 29, the AMS unearthed its time capsule. But, when they lifted the lid, a greasy, balding head popped up. It was Richard Nixon.
UBC’s ranking, according to Times Higher Education, has dropped from 37th to 40th worldwide. Here are just a few of the reasons why UBC has gone from top to flop.
Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is a common measure of whether a person is psychologically whole. UBC has long been waging war against students’ psychological requirements and it has finally begun its final barrage on the smoking remains of the student psyche.
On my first day back on campus, I got off the R4 and walked carelessly north towards the shining Buchanan headlights that guided me home when I stopped dead in my tracks. This is not where my class is today. I gulped, fear seeping into every pore. Was I supposed to go to… the other side of campus?
What the hell is Campus Vision 2050?
The Ubyssey is in its quiz era! Have you ever wondered “Hmmm, what residence would I be?” Well, us too. That’s why we’ve got you covered in this Buzzfeed-esque quiz.
I just wanted to eat the rat!
Ever wondered what your outfit should be based on your major? Well, The Ubyssey has got you covered.
In an era of information overload, sometimes you need to make your mind go blank even if it’s just for the seven minutes it takes to walk from class to class. Here’s a list of perfectly-timed songs with which to prevent a conscious thought from ever breaking through.