Jason Mewes sass mouths the norm

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Friday, November 13th, 2009
Jason Mewes is known mostly as “Jay” from Kevin Smith’s infamous Jay and Silent Bob duo; a glazed-eyed, long-haired Jersey boy stoner with a mouth dirtier than the corner of Main and Hastings. But you’d be a fool if that’s what you were looking for while he was doing his Q&A in the Norm on November 9, because there is way more to Mewes than the (admittedly one-sided) scripts would have you believe.
Even if you don’t admire the humour in his vast array of television, film and comic book appearances, the man is funny and was in good form during his appearance. His mouth is as filthy as ever; he seems to have an obsession with “tea-bagging,” “jerkin’ off” and “mother fuckers.” On that note, it seems like he has a sexual appetite equivalent to Wilt Chamberlain, and boasted of his “exceptionally tasty” oral skills—undoubtedly put to good use during his appearance in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He would never make a real porno, though—not because he is afraid of his nieces and nephews watching, but rather, due to performance and size anxieties.
