Jocelyn Baker

“Democracy, more like dumbocracy,” said Scandal before trying and failing to high five me.

This new campaign strategy, which we're calling "illegal," sees candidates rocket to the top of early AMS Elections polling.

It's bingo time

It wouldn’t be fair to call animal behaviour researcher Dr. Alexandra ‘Sasha’ Protopopova dog-obsessed. She also enjoys hiking. With a dog.

The Ubyssey obtained a redacted copy of a Board of Governors (BoG) survey which asked respondents whether they support a tuition increase. Every single one of them said yes.

I could make a fence around breath and laughter and / meaningless joy and routine sadness / here it is, sketched with broken / pencil smudged by the palm of my hand / but would you see it?

The humour section has previously torn down UBC presidents (for shame), but you have a breakfast-themed name, so we would never do that to you.

I’ve gotten very good at telling myself I’m not a writer. I sit on the couch feeling numb thinking about how I should be studying for PHYS 301, staring at a dusty copy The Art of Dramatic Writing by Lajos Egri, held open to the third page by a coaster, wishing I could just write.

I tell her I used to wear makeup because I felt bad about my face, but I stopped because wearing makeup felt like covering it up rather than learning to accept it. It's the same argument I made to my mom and grandma. The same argument I still make to myself.

Why are you still reading this? You need to get the fuck to Clubs Fair and ride that proverbial and literal bull.

UBC Quantum Club President and third-year engineering physics student Lily Watt said the conference will provide students with learning and networking opportunities within the growing field of quantum technologies.

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Our AI (three minimum wage workers equipped with ChatGPT) replaced overnight residence commonsblock staff on August 1.

I know you think you’ve seen the Barbie movie, but have you really?

Why is there a blog section if they don't even publish top ten lists?