Emily Kon

Walter Gage Towers, 48 Love 7 a.m. mornings; will be your personal alarm clock.

It’s flu and cough season at UBC. People are blowing their noses and spewing their germs around you. If not, maybe you’re that person, being tortured by sickness during midterm season.

You could potentially find yourself not being able to remember what your professors look like. You show up at the right location at the right time, but you’re still not convinced that that’s the face you remembered.

That’s a green caterpillar called a cankerworm. Keep your eyes peeled for them — you don’t want them ending up in your hair, face or mouth. We don’t mind if you do the limbo.

Take the stairs because let’s not kid around here: you need that exercise you clearly forgot about with all the work and stress of university life piling up.